i have a failing blog... I have a failing BLOG??? fuck, I HAVE A FAILING BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

its true, this blog is failing, and for one reason and one reason only: my computer broke, and fucking santa did not deem it necessary to get me a new one. i guess everyone's a critic.

ok wilhelm, thanks for calling me out. honestly, upon setting out upon this journey into the great and vast "www" i did not forsee myself becoming a Billy the Kid for i am not a Rustler, nor have i tried to pose as a member of the Clayton's posse. I am not a wanna-be Sir Tim Berners-Lee and i do not pretend to be a founding member of CERN.

i do not care to, nor am i writing this blog for anyone's favor. i am not trying to amuse anyone especially not you, wilhelm. you can suck on franz liebkind's balls.

i post on this web site just to fucking say i have a blog. wilhelm, its not going to get any better than this. i am very, very, sorry sir. in no way did i mean to let you down. wait, i take that back. i am not sorry. don't fucking read my blog if you don't like it.

small talk

it is so nice and comforting to talk about nothing. until you realize how much time you've wasted.

The Shoe Bomber Strikes Again

As you may have seen, there was a brutal attempt on President Bush's life in his waning days of office.  It seems that Al-Quidia has infiltrated Iraq's mainstream media, and had a plant at the President's news conference Sunday.

In an act of sheer outrage at the news the Americans were planning on destroying his beloved country for another three years, the Iraqi journalist did what any disgruntled Arab would do:  stick his tongue out and throw his penny loafers at the belligerent party.  

The journalist's size tens whizzed past the President, and luckily for the free world, no injury was suffered by the bewildered President Bush.  However, he did muster up a chuckle to see the assassin being sacked by the secret service and the Iraqi security force present at the news conference.  

In other news:  Reasearch finds monkeys still throw poop for fun.

Back in the Burgh

Well after the trip to NJ for the weekend, I have made it back home, safely, to the great city of Pittsburgh.  There is a hint of sarcasm, yes.  

I really hate the city of Pittsburgh.  I do see why so many people love it, but it really just isn't for me.  

I need a job right now.  I quit my previous job without really planning ahead, and now I am in a little jam.

It is 20 degrees today, tomorrow and Wednesday are supposed to be in the 50s, and than from Thursday until God decides, the HIGH temps are just right around 21 degrees.  That is flippin' cold.

I may go hunting on Wednesday.  I am going to shoot Bambi.  Nice, tender game.  

I can't wait for the big move.  Sometimes you have to just growa pair and take a big chance.  

I hope to hear from you soon.

But you know what, everone?  Life really isn't that bad.  In fact, life is good.

New Jersey

I don't know why I love you, but I do...

Rollin'

I'm on my way to NJ for the weekend. I guess the weather held out for the trip. I'll get back to you all (who I know eagerly await updates)!

New weekly post!

I am sure that this is going to be most controversial (not like any one reads this, though), but after 9/11 my mom and I would just be talking about life in America, and would some times utter, after witnessing heinous and disgusting things we do here in this county, "That's why the terrorist hate us."

So on a weekly basis, I will try to find some social distortion, something unreasonable, something so uniquely American, that must be a reason people around the world hate us so much.

We can't blame it all on GWB (the President, not the bridge). We can't blame it all on the rich people in corporate America.

Don't be offended, please. And by no means am I trying to justify "terror" or be unpatriotic. I am just trying to open some eyes, including my own.

Don't forget, I am organizing a world-wide boycott of Black Friday 2009. Stay posted.

WTF

so i have trouble sleeping at night, because i have a history of self-medication. so last night i get to sleep after leno, conan, and this weeks episode of dexter. only to get a call from my ex-girlfriend. the phone scared the shit out of me because i average one incoming call a month, and she hardly ever has the time of day for me. so i figure its some emergency...(those have been the only phone calls i've gotten from her in the past seven months). nope, she was just drunk-dialing, and wanted to tell me she saw one of her ex boyfriends from high school. i didn't get back to sleep.

i watched the dexter episode again.

Takeshi Miyakawa Designs

this is some architect/designer from bklyn. i think he has done exhibits at pratt. cool stuff though.

December 2

I miss you, Mommy.