The Shoe Bomber Strikes Again

As you may have seen, there was a brutal attempt on President Bush's life in his waning days of office.  It seems that Al-Quidia has infiltrated Iraq's mainstream media, and had a plant at the President's news conference Sunday.

In an act of sheer outrage at the news the Americans were planning on destroying his beloved country for another three years, the Iraqi journalist did what any disgruntled Arab would do:  stick his tongue out and throw his penny loafers at the belligerent party.  

The journalist's size tens whizzed past the President, and luckily for the free world, no injury was suffered by the bewildered President Bush.  However, he did muster up a chuckle to see the assassin being sacked by the secret service and the Iraqi security force present at the news conference.  

In other news:  Reasearch finds monkeys still throw poop for fun.